The Internet is Terrible

Warehouse temperature and blogging are related as previously noted. And it's filthy hot today.

Some great stuff has come my way of late. Which is fortunate, as I have lost the 'c' key off my computer in a book-related incident. CTRL+C is dead to me, and if you think that's a laughing matter then you've the soul of a toad. CTRL+V is a sympathy casualty, and my spelling is going next, I can feel it. There's a base level of frustration every time I use my computer now, and particularly every word with 'c' in it. I feel a bit like that Korean father must have when he came home and found his children playing the computer. They failed to greet him, so he threw both their computers out of the window as punishment. Unfortunately, they fell 14 stories and one of them landed on someone, killing him or her instantly. It's a dreadful story, but the moral is certainly clear.

Anyway, this frustration has been somewhat abated by the discovery of an awesome, yet disgusting blog which the internet tossed up to me last night like the ocean does so many weird creatures. Unfortunately, some of the most horrifying things I've ever seen are on there, and I can't in good faith link to it, since my mother reads this blog.

HI MUM!

Anywho, there were some seriously funny things on there. I wish you knew about it. Here are a few of my favourites.



My new computer will be a Mac. Forgive me posting my own picture on the internet, but everyone deserves some fame.



'Sup'

Awes.



This looks a lot of work.

Now tonight, I am planning to go here after a work dinner. It's expensive and you're generally treated with contempt unless you're beautiful. Also, one of the bartenders looks exactly like Inigo Montoya and YOU NEVER SEE HIS RIGHT HAND. Wait. I have that the wrong way around.