Saturdaze

Hi. A LITTLE LIGHT HEADED today, which I think is a result of last week's intense heat. Another contributing factor is also the extreme blood loss I suffered last night at the hands of a band of marauding mosquitoes. I think they like me, which is flattering in a completely creepy way. I woke up with a large collection of fiddy cent sized bites all over me, and now I'm scratching like an absent minded smackie.

Since we're plumbing the lows of the high 30s here today, I've decided to take things easy. So far, I have:

1) Been for an abridged and interrupted run. Fitness is failing in this heat, and I also ate two pizzas on my own last night. God, I HATE myself sometimes!

2) Cleaned the shower and the bathroom by emptying one into the other.

3) Written a letter to Victoria Police congratulating them on 'All The Good Work'. By intimating that I know more than I do, I hope to be brought on as an informant, which I gather pays well.

And now I've finished all the colouring in on the Fairfax papers' opinion pages, so it might be time to take an afternoon constitutional.

Suggestions for local Gins and Tonic early this evening are more than welcome. I would prefer a balcony and nothing too fancy - if there's celery or some shit in it I really don't want to know*.

'Over To You!'




* Hendriks and cucumber are ok. I mention this only because I'm a complete tool.