Now, I can't remember if I've blogged these before or not, but I can remember they came from Defamer Australia, who clearly rule and make awesome mix CDs.
It's not quite LOLSharks, but it's getting there, isn't it?
This one is far and away my favourite. I don't need to tell you why.
Love the first one the most, by which I mean that I love it quite a lot. By the way:
"Naked Chef something something 'ORRIGHT?' something something 'JOOLS' something something 'PUKKA' something. Is that about it?"
That is pretty much VERBATIM what I said to someone I met in London who had Jamie Oliver cookbooks on their shelves a few weeks ago. (My comments might have involved accidental spitting.)
Ah mercy, the boner one is total wrongness. I have a quite pleasant photo of assorted and very pleasant friends and family posing at the shark tank at the Sydney Aquarium. Floating serenely above said lovely people are about fifteen thousand girl sharks with their girl bits on show.
Yeah sure, great, Mr/Ms Aquarium Designer, design us a tank with a tunnel you can walk through so we can see, up close, and take photos of, girl shark bits. Awesome.
I was really enjoying this until the main character started looking like he was going to make something of his life. I'd prefer him to fail, so if you know that this book has a happy ending, please email me and I'll finish it off.
The Women's War Alexandre Dumas
I love Dumas (Ed's note - 'wanker') but this one is confusing as shit. There are a couple of love affairs going on, and I think that there are two women involved who periodically dress up as men and are then referred to by different names. They're both all up in the grill with some Count who's wooing them to bits. I'm enjoying it, but I need a flow chart to figure out WTF is going on re: romance etc.
For Whom The Bell Tolls Ernest Hemingway
All I knew about the Spanish Civil war before I started this book was that Orwell went there and Picasso drew something horrible about it. Now I realise that there was a fair bit of sitting around and plotting in the mountains happening too. Target: Bridges. Some people nearly freeze and there is internal angst.
The Letters of Groucho Marx
This is good, so I'm saving it rather than not reading it. Perfect for dipping into when you're feeling depressed, sad, lonely, or lonely. Wait, I said that. Oh god....
The White Tiger Aravind Ardiga
I actually finished this one - it's pretty readable. You should get on it.
Books I have At Home Which I will Never Read
A People's Tragedy - Orlando Figes
An account of the Russian Revolution. I tried to read the back and was 'worried off the ball' by the sheer thickness of the book. Sadly, I won't get rid of it. I'll put it on my bookshelf and hope that people assume I've read it. Pathetic, isn't it?
Mein Kampf
Started this one - some crazy ideas. But rant. And you can't read it on the tram. People look at you funny.
Jamie Oliver 3 pack
Naked Chef something something 'ORRIGHT?' something something 'JOOLS' something something 'PUKKA' something. Is that about it?
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Love the first one the most, by which I mean that I love it quite a lot. By the way:
"Naked Chef something something 'ORRIGHT?' something something 'JOOLS' something something 'PUKKA' something. Is that about it?"
That is pretty much VERBATIM what I said to someone I met in London who had Jamie Oliver cookbooks on their shelves a few weeks ago. (My comments might have involved accidental spitting.)
the drunk shark being dismissed is by far the greatest thing I have seen for days
Ah mercy, the boner one is total wrongness. I have a quite pleasant photo of assorted and very pleasant friends and family posing at the shark tank at the Sydney Aquarium. Floating serenely above said lovely people are about fifteen thousand girl sharks with their girl bits on show.
Yeah sure, great, Mr/Ms Aquarium Designer, design us a tank with a tunnel you can walk through so we can see, up close, and take photos of, girl shark bits. Awesome.
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